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Just a weird story that completely makes no sense

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Hiya! My name is Xantippe and I fell into Wonderland through the black hole. I fell because I followed the purple cat. I have no choice but to explore this crazy world. The flowers tried to maim me and a butterfly tried to eat me. Found sake and drank it which made me bloat up like a balloon and ate this weird stuff in a bottle that turned me inside out. Then I found a sour tart inside a dumpster and ate it. It tasted like Justin Bieber...eww. Now I found a very plain boring hat and threw it away because I'm not wearing that. Then I went to a funky party serving sushi and bubble tea served by the Bad Batter, the May Bear and the Stinky Rat that loved poutine. I met some numbered dice and helped them shred the blue oleanders to pieces. Played shuffleboard with the Green Queen using bananas and oranges. Suddenly a hot pink coconut landed on my noggin and knocked me unconscious then I wake up in an enclosed coffin. What?
My 2nd entry for the Unbirthday Literature Contest. This is just a weird story I whipped up. Similar to the story of Alice in Wonderland but I felt like changing it up a bit. The first and last words and stand alone sentences. Enjoy!
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